SMASH OR CRASH?
“You make it seem natural all the time Chike, you even make it look like it is a norm and a right. Why can’t we be normal humans? Seating down to talk shouldn’t be a problem you know; Aren’t we supposed to be educated and more disciplined? Sometimes you make me question what a bed really is for. To Sleep or Have Sex all the time. In your problem you find sex a solution but in mine, I found your sensibility a solution until you made sex a solution to my problems too. For real; I am done messing with my life. Bed is for a lot more things asides everyday sex!!!
Yes my broad and sistas…
Na true talk, I just yan una
So teeee, bed don become military gun
Na so so shoot, you dey shoot on top am,
Babe go come visiting on Monday
You go smash am;
Tuesday nko, smash am
Wednesday again, smash! smash!! smash!!! till Sunday
Una no dey tire ni
Haba! sex no be solution all the time
make una leave body make e rest small
I sabi some of una wey go get problem,
You go con call babe make she come
Na smash you go smash am without finding solution
God dey o, wahali God dey watch una in 10D
Because say you love bobo no means say make you be mumu for every corner your life
Mumu botton na lie o,
Na both of you get una mumu botton for hand,
Na just for you to use am for good and well,
Look ehn, high LIBIDO no be Cancer wey no get cure
The only solution to am na serious discipline
If your man fit discipline hin pocket when he no get too much for hand
He fit discipline hin manhood,
No make am turn you to sex-doll abeg Soon now you go wear out and hin go still stand kampe
Give una sef sense biko, no vex me pass this wan o.
If you get any problem just hola me ehn, we go find lasting solution to your bed problem.
BY OLAMIDE MICHAEL